What the Blunt is the Truth?

Last night while standing in the check out line at the grocery store, my eyes fixed upon a pic of Steven Tyler on a magazine cover. The caption read " Lucky to Be Alive."

Two days prior, Steven Tyler was being interviewed on Dateline with Matt Lauer.  Right when Steven confesses that he fell off the stage high on prescription drugs, his interview was interrupted by a Special Report..."Osama bin Laden is Dead!" That must have been a "Fuck Me" moment for Steven Tyler. He knew his career comeback was just delineated by Al-Qaeda. Somewhat similar to what happened to Farrah Fawcett. She dies and so does the King of Pop! So sorry Charlie. Does the Noise in My Head Bother You?: A Rock 'n' Roll Memoir

Where is the magazine cover of Osama bin Laden with the caption " Dead or Alive?" Hasn't the whole Osama bin Laden search felt a little like looking for Waldo?  Wasn't it strange how his appearance seem to change in every clip we viewed? In one of the videos, he seemed to have died his beard and waxed his eyebrows. How did he have time for terrorism and a makeover? Here's my advice to operation cover up... If you're going to create political illusion by practicing movie magic stop using terrorists from Central Casting.

What the Blunt is the Truth ?  Is Osama bin Laden dead or alive? Care to comment?Twentieth-Century Actor Training